Phrases include:

“Always look on the bright side of life – whistle”
“He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!”
“We are the knights who say Ni”
“And finally Monsieur, a wafer thin mint”
“Alright but apart the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health.  What have the Romans ever done for us?”
“No one, is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle – do you understand – even and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehovah (sound of stoning)”
“Secret button :
“and now for something completely different”

Monty Python In Your Pocket Clean

Phrases Include:-
“Always look on the bright side of life – whistle!”
“He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!”
“We are the knights who say Ni”
“And finally Monsieur, a wafer thin mint”
“Alright but apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health. What have the Romans ever done for us.
“No one, is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle – do you understand – even and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they say Jehova (sound of stoning)”

SECRET BUTTON!
“You’re f*****g nicked me old beauty!”

Monty Python In Your Pocket