The Hoff In Your Pocket

Check out this fantastic new IYP, The Hoff (David Hasselhoff) In Your Pocket!
Phrases include:

1. Hi, I’m David Hasselhoff *laugh* and you’re not.
2. Dude.  Don’t hassle The Hoff.
3. Wie geht’s Deutschland, here is The Hoff.
4. I’m hoff for you.  Hey let’s get Hoff together *laugh*.
5. Mmm baby, Hoff stuff.
6. I’m the Hoff, Hoff you.